First impressions of Sydney....

....Of course they are great! What more can you want, there appears to be sunshine, everything is clean and... and... and no one has a job, everyone is always drunk, scruffy, lazy, there are overweight travellers everywhere, fat arms, kankles, bad dress sense, cheap clothes. People here have no idea what actual hard work is; most people fall in to their jobs and have no real skills or talent and in all honesty this place is just a giant village of hopeless morons. The best places for idiot spotting? Hmmm... Well Bondi Beach is a great place to start....

Introduction

So, here is my blog. I havent ever written one before, but I am bored. And I am also bored of everyone thinking that Sydney is so fabulous dahhhling, and so amazing/wonderful/great/beautiful and 'oh you re so lucky to live there' - really? Are we? Am I? I am not so sure....